A pickle fell upon me yesterday, it was quite large. It was also quite sour. I hate pickles. Speaking of pickles there was a pretty embarassing pickle today. She looked exactly the same from behind! A tap on the shoulder and an 'aww man' later I have learnt my lesson. No matter how much you miss them, don't assume it's them!
Don't think too much, it's simple.
Monday, March 28, 2011
not cool
train trips
My shins cramped up again, I wonder if that shop lady thinks I limp normally because that would be unfortunate. In other news I begrudgingly found out why farts smell bad in the shower, apparently the gas molecules coagulate with the water molecules and become some sort of super potent gas. Also a new game was invented and it has a deceivingly simple goal; throw a scrunched up piece of newspaper into an open water bottle in any way you can (swish it, bank it, shank it). After 40 minutes I emerged the winner but I'm beginning to wonder if I should've stayed in the lecture ..
Thursday, March 24, 2011
treat
This thing is so win except it smells really, really bad
Starry Night
I think that's a living fire or a mountain or a hideous bush
All completed with ample time, I hope they have Starry Night over the Rhone
Tonight almost took a turn for the worse .. and I still don't have an answer for what I would have done.
Sunday, March 6, 2011
it's simple
Okay I'll just be temporarily infatuated with this in the meantime .. unless it happens again tomorrow
55 still doesn't seem enough
I'm sorry Van Gogh!
I've neglected your starry night but you will be done by the end of this month ..
Saturday, March 5, 2011
back to basics
It is unfair to start a blog without any substance besides a statement and a ridiculously confusing picture so I will be making an introduction for this collection of thoughts.
Like the cyclical process this blog has gone through the years, the design has reverted back into a mixture of old and semi-old but unfortunately the apple and floating clouds will not be making a return. Wiki tells me I'm one of the hundred and fifty six million blogs on the internet so I wonder what I can do to differentiate my self qualified philosophical insights from all the others. Perhaps intriguing insights such as "Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?" courteously supplied by onelinersandproverbs dot com from time to time will prove successful. Otherwise I'll rely on a combination of microsoft paint and goodwill pans (puns) which will most definitely prove to be deadly.
Though Plato states "One man cannot practice many arts with success.", I unfortunately do not have a set concept for this blog as of now so it'll continue to be a collection of thoughts.
Oh my goodness she's gorgeous.
Thursday, March 3, 2011
debut
Sorry to keep you waiting but by the way debuts with a sense of nostalgia.